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Table two spent ninety minutes treating her own kid like he was the help. Sent the steak back twice. Made the busser cry. Tipped six percent. I went in the walk-in, screamed into a stack of to-go boxes, fixed my face, and walked back out smiling. Nobody wrote me up for it. Nobody ever does. So we built the place you go instead. Welcome to 86x.
#parody
05:00 PM - Jun 1
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